The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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