So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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