I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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