There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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