How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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