I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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