Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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