Christians are straight up FREAKS
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
it's like iHOP with fire
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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