just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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