About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She's not a foreskin expert like you
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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