my vag is so smooth its legendary
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You're like the curious george of whores
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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