She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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