I love black thongs
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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