Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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