What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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