Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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