I will die if light touches me.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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