There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
how does that bad decision feel?
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