I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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