You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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