Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
