Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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