You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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