your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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