He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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