Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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