I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
When did angry sex become our thing?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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