I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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