So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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