So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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