is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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