what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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