All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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