you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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