Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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