I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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