Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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