Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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