I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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