What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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