We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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