their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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