Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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