Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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