I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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