i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
porn star boner night. come get it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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