I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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