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A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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