i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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