Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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