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I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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