When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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