Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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