I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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