dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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