My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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